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"If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." -- Glenn, age 7 "Love is like

The top six reasons computers must be female: 6. As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner. 5. No one but the creator...

A small, uncertain, and nervous witness was being cross-examined. The lawyer thundered, "Have you ever been married?" "Yes, sir," said the...

A Doctor gets taken short up in the middle of the night and finds his toilet is completely blocked. He says to his wife, "I'm going to have to...

Santa came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife, Jeeto, with a new born baby. Furious, he was determined to track down the...

IT JOKES "The man , The Machine, The Software - MRP II" Boy - "I am a PB boy" Girl - "I am a PB gal" "Badte bacho ke liye complete software -

A man was brought in to the hospital intensive care ward, put in a bed, tubes coming out everywhere. A week later, another man was admitted, in a...

Train Ticket Three women and three men are travelling by train for a night out in London. At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and...

In Britain, 24-hours drink licences can now be available for some pubs.

Queen Elizabeth The story is told of a day when Queen Elizabeth had the Duke Of Edenbourgh over for a cup of tea. The conversation turned

• Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive. • Q:...

Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell. • Q. Why is 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7, 8, 9 !!! ...

The teacher, Ms. Pelzner, was very curious about how each of her students celebrated Christmas. She called on young Patrick Murphy. "Tell me...

Q: What's a mixed feeling? A: When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. • A guy asks his waiter how

The president of a large corporation opened his directors meeting by announcing, "All those who are opposed to the plan I am about to

Q: "If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?" A: "Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and

A man walked into the tax collector's office and sat down and smiled at everyone. "May I help you?" said the clerk in charge. "No,"...

A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said, "Your wife's mind has completely gone!" To which the man...

An English professor announced to the class; "There are two words I don't allow in my class. One is gross and the other is cool." From...

Soon after their wedding, the bride told her groom, "Darling, now that we are married, I want you to fire your secretary." "But honey,"

• Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly...

God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't b everywhere he made a

• Q: Which month do soldiers hate most? A: The Month of March!! • Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of...

• Q: Who is more satisfied, a man with a million dollars, or a man with six children? A: The man with six children. The man with a

A man walking down the street came upon Santa and Banta who are trying to measure an up-right pole with a yard stick. Along comes this really

Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning. If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word...

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MONTHLY MILESTONES OF AN IT - GUY Heading First Week Second Week Third Week Fourth Week a) Bank...

# Thought 1 # When we are born, our mother's get the compliments and the flowers. When we are married, our brides get the presents and

How many Microsoft programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They've declared "darkness" a standard.