IT JOKES

IT JOKES

"The man , The Machine, The Software - MRP II"

Boy - "I am a PB boy"
Girl - "I am a PB gal"
"Badte bacho ke liye complete software - Powerbuilder"

"Eat bugs, Sleep bugs.....Do only debugs"

Internet Programmer - "I got the ASP power , now u go get it!!!"

"Microsoft office - Nothing official about it !!!"

"Software ki raksha karta hein Norton Anti virus
Norton anti virus hai jaha, System safe hein vaha..."

Project Manager - I want the code today....
Programmer - 2 minutes
"Programmer ka kam kare asaan, Duniya bhar me hai iski shaan...
VB....VB.....VB"

" The complete software ....since 1802"-COBOL

Project Manager - "ActiveX is the secret of my program"
Programmers - " Our programs"

Husband - 'Thak gaya hoon mein"
Wife give's him instant cofee and says " To create instant miracle....Use Oracle"