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"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

A woman and her little girl were visitng the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the

I really do love this country, but... 1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America... are

what do you see i tried this and i saw a man. (hint:don't close your eyes tightly and keep your eyes closed 4 a while.

The Trouble with Having a Blind Babysitter...

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. He saw a man come

student: will you punish me for something i didn't do? teacher: of course not. student: good, because i didn't do my homework

AMERICANIZATION u don't open a telephone conversation with a HELLO but with a "Hi" The telephone is never "engaged", it's always

After driving for about six hours, a trucker decides to pull over and sleep for a little while. As soon as he falls asleep, he is awoken by some

-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting. -A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended...

The doctor told Sardarji that if he ran eight kilometers a day for 300 days, he would loose 34 kilos. At the end of 300 days, Sardarji

Kakey da dhaaba (in London) has evoked another anecdote on cheap eating places. An Indian abroad ran out of foreign exchange and went looking...

Valentine Cards Walking into the post office, Joe saw a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter busily placing...

Dad, can you write in the dark?" "I think so. What is it you want me to write?" "Your name on this report card." ----------------------- ...

Now get this. I was sitting at my desk, when I remembered a phone call I had to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered nicely...

SICKNESS AND RELATED LEAVE: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able

Dress Bush = =change_it2() = value="Change Hair" / = =change_it3() = value="Change Mouth" / =...

A man was scheduled to go before a firing squad for his crimes. The evening before his execution, he was asked what he wanted for his last meal.

A picky customer comes to a small food shop and sees a new delivery of fresh fruit. "Give me three dozens of oranges and wrap every orange up in

Once there was a Accountant. The business had been in the family for generations and generations. Over time, with the countless clients that had

Dear Manager, Thank you for your letter of April 25th. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your

A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed. Upon regaining...

Santa and Banta were good hunters, Santa killed only Lions Tigers and Banta killed only Deers. Once Banta asked Santa,"How is that you only kill...