Jokes Forum - Page 99

Santa and Banta observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger: Santa: "I can't seem to get this door

Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his...

A young couple was golfing one day on a very exclusive course lined with million-dollar houses. On the third tee, the wife sliced her

"kaam-kaaj" khatam karne ke baad santa uski wife preeto se kaheta hai.... Santa : Roz Roz pareshan ho gaya hun condom badalte badalte

When Santa came home, his wife, Jeeto, was crying. "Your mother insulted me," Jeeto sobbed. "My mother? How could she do that when she is on

At night someone knocks on the door. Jeeto wakes up and asks: "Santa, is that you?" Silence. She returns to bed. Again a knock. "Santa, don't...

Santa is appearing on "Kaun Banega Crorepati (KBC)" with Amitabh Bachchan. Amitabh: "Santa, you're up to Rs Fifty lakhs,

Banta was quite inventive and was always trying out new things. One day he thought he'd see just how fast a bicycle could go before it became

A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, when Banta, a salesman, runs up to him and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have...

Santa and his friend are watching a film in a theatre. Just before the interval they see a man standing on the rooftop looking down. During the

A visiting professor at Texas A M University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people

right, i know this is not that funny, but all the people that post jokes about sardar people need to get a grip. i don't understand why the joke

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Kya aap computer science ke field se related hai, Kya aapki zindigi mein dukh hi dukh bhara hai, Kya aap per shani ki sade saathi chal rahi

One day, lily's mom went to call her for dinner. when she entered her room she saw a note on her bed which said," Mom and dad i luv u alot but i...

That was a good one!

J O K E S Death in the Family One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks

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*~ Type Of Girls ~* HARD-DISK Girls: She remembers everything, FOREVER. RAM Girls: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her...

Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner...who lives with a girl roommate Sunita... During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help...

Why Men Are Just Happier People What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding...

Dr. Watson and Sherlock Holmes go on a camping trip, set up their tent,and fell asleep. Some hours later, Sherlock Holmes wakes Dr. Watson. "

BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me... GIRL

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht

A man escapes from a prison where he has been kept for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in...

Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son. Jack: "I want you to marry a girl of my choice" Son: "I will choose my own bride!" Jack: "But

SCHOOL JOKES TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor? CINDY : You told me to do it without using tables! TEACHER: George...

We all must have heard of ABCD = American Born Confused Desi ~*~ But How about an ~*~ ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ ~*~ ~*~American Born Confused

One day Banta got a letter from Santa. 'Dear Banta, I am suffering very much So, please help me! Please give me 10,000/- I will return after 6...

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot...