JOKES!!

Soon after their wedding, the bride told her groom, "Darling, now that we are married, I want you to fire your secretary."
"But honey," replied the groom, "you used to be a secretary yourself."
"Yes," she continued, "and that's why I want you to fire her!"

• "How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.
"Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce."
"Wow! That's a very expensive car. What's so bad about that?"
"He was the original owner."

• Five-year-old girl was asked by her teacher what her father does, and she replied, "Whatever my Mom tells him to."

• Doctor to patient: I have good news and bad news: the good news is that you are not a hypochondriac.

• Professor to noisey students: "Every time I open my mouth some fool speaks."

• A doctor says to a patient, "I've got good news and bad news. The bad news is I amputated the wrong leg. The good news is your bad leg is getting better!"

• Q: What do women and tax forms have in common?
A: Men love to cheat on them.

• When the electricity went off during a storm at a school the students were de-lighted.