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There were two blondes as roommates and they both bought mice. When they got home the first blonde said, "How are we going to tell them apart?"...

Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes...

There was magician on a cruise ship, and he was really good. He was performing the highlight of his show when a parrot walked onstage and

This man in a Ford Granada pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls:...

Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover after the night of his office Christmas party. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever. The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

Boy : I can kiss u without even touching u . Girl : No, u can't . Boy : Lagi 20 - 20 ki ? Girl : Ok , lagi . Boy hold her tightly and kissed ....

Reason why men love UNIX: $ touch; $ finger; $ unzip; $ strip; $ mount; $ mv; $ halt; $ mv; $ halt; $ mv; $ halt; $ mv; $ halt; $ mv; $ halt; $

a man is driving down a deserted road when he sees a sign saying: sisters of st francis house of prostitution 10 miles. thinking its a figment

Puzzle A bear has fallen from a height of 10 meters. It took square-root of 2 seconds for it to fall on the ground Now can you tell me the

Santa and Banta were in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the

This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US!!! A few years ago,Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English conversation training

"When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down, and they don't get up for at least an hour." -- Wendy, age 8 "You

A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, "Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a...

After a number of years in England Santa decided to visit his native village in Punjab. But he decided to spend a few days in Bombay and then a...

Christmas was coming near and it was time for Little Johnny to finish his holiday shopping. He went into a toy shop, took a toy plane, gave the...

After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to go modelling. On one occasion, he enters a herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows

What do they call French Toilet in Bihar ? La loo * Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told...

An American and a Russian archaeologist were bragging to Santa. The Russian said that while digging an ancient ruin in Russia, he came across...

A cop pulls up Santa and Banta, drunk, and says to Santa, "What is your name and address ?" "I am Santa, of no fixed address." The cop turns to...

Santa (tourists guide), was talking with a group of school kids at Zoo when one of the kids asked him if he had ever came face-to-face with a...

Pappu, Santa's son, accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise. "Hey

Mr. Laloo Prasad Yadav was sitting with his Ministers examining mail. Suddenly Mr. Laloo cried out: "Look at this letter! It is addressed to the...

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Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients on the operating table. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my

Three engineers were in the bathroom standing at the urinals. The first engineer finished and walked over to the sink to wash his hands. He then

A Pole, an Italian, and a Jew, all first-time fathers, are pacing nervously in the maternity ward waiting room when a nurse rushes out of the...

An american born Desi returned to India and hired a tourist cab for sight seeing. When taken to the Taj Mahal in Agra, he...

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Good One !! Bob, a good-looking guy, walks into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.. He sits down next to this blonde at the bar and stares up at the