Joke!

• Q: Who is more satisfied, a man with a million dollars, or a man with six children?
A: The man with six children. The man with a million dollars wants more.

• The owner of a company tells his employees:
You worked very hard this year. The company's profits increased dramatically. As a reward, I 'll give everyone a check for Rs 5000. If you work with the same zeal next year, I'll sign those checks.

• Q: Why do blondes keep empty milk cartons in the fridge?
A: In case they want a black coffee.

• Q: Why did the tightrope walker visit his bank?
A: To check his balance.

• The 3 stages of man:
He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.

• Our last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!"

• Q: Why is getting Christmas presents for your kids just like a day at the office?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

• My accountant told me that the only reason why my business is looking up is that it's flat on its back.

• Panting and sweating, Santa and Banta on a tandem bicycle finally made it to the top of a steep hill.
"That was a tough climb," said Banta.
"Sure was," replied Santa. "And if I hadn't kept the brakes on, we would have slid down backward."

• A woman is sitting at a bar. A man approaches her and says, "Hi, honey, want a little company?" "Why?" asks the woman. "Do you have one to sell?"😆