Forget It!

Wife: Why are you home so early?
Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.

• Q. Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A. Because 7, 8, 9 !!!

• A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
"I don't know, son, I'm still paying"

• "Look, guide, here are some lion tracks."
"Good. You see where they go and I'll find out where they came from."

• When I was born they fired a 21-gun salute.
Too bad they missed.

• Q: Can you do anything that other people can't?
A: Sure, I can read my handwriting.

• A man was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge said, "What will you take....30 days or $30.
"The man replied, "I think I'll take the money."

• Q: What did the light bulb say to the switch?
A: You turn me on.

• Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
A: Stick with me and we'll go places!

• Q: Know what the difference between in-laws and outlaws is?
A: Outlaws are wanted!