Jokes Forum - Page 98

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Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is husband ! Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you...

A couple had two little boys, ages 3 and 5,who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting Into trouble and their parents knew that,...

At 4.30 am the telephone rings. "Hello, Master Carlos? This is Arnaldo your country house caretaker" "Ah yes, Arnaldo. What can I do for you?

ENGLISH GIRL A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to

Santa is speaking to his psychiatrist. Santa: "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me."

A young man walked into a jeweler's shop late one Friday, with a beautiful young lady on his side. "I'm looking for a special ring for my

Sabziwala : Madam ye 500 ka note blouse se nikala hai kya ? Madam : Haan , par tumhen kaise pata laga ? Sabziwala : Dekhiye na ......

An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have

Issued in Public Interest - Ministry to Family Welfare.. A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop; with them are their 8

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....THIS ISN'T A JOKE ! ! ! !

A cargo plane is in mid-flight over the ocean when suddenly the cockpit door burst open to reveal an armed, masked hijacker to a

Jugnu Singh with two red ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt

A man very much wanted to have sex with his secretary, wined her and dined with her. He finally succeeded in getting her to his

Banta Singh pareshan haal mein uth raha tha, tehel raha tha, ser pakad ke baith raha tha. Santa Singh badi der se dekhta raha, phir puch

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy?" "Yes,

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: 1 half-gallon of 2% milk, 1 carton of eggs, 1 quart of orange juice, 1 head of...

From where salmaan khan got 'tere naam' hair style?

Tired of speeding tickets? Want to open up spaces between you and the cars around you. Step 1. Tie these balloons to your car Step 2. Drive

Suhagraat .... Achanak darwaje par dastak hui .... Nayi dulhan jaldi se bhaag ke parde ke peechhe chhupp gayi . Dulhe ne poochha :

A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny

A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she

Arz kiya hai..... Hum bhi tere liye taaj mahal banayenge... Hum bhi tere liye taaj mahal banayenge... Arz kiya hai..... Hum bhi...

did anybody see a monkey that jumped into a source of water by being stupid?

A retiring farmer needed to rid his farm of animals in preparation for selling his land, so he went to every house in his village. To the houses

A woman was found guilty in traffic court and when asked for her occupation she said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose

TEACHER: Why are you late? L-JOHNY: Because of the sign. TEACHER: What sign? L-JOHNY: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

Maninder : Oye , toone bungla badhiya banwaya hai ....lekin tere bathroom mein nahane ka bath tub bahut chhota sa hai . Harbhajan : Oye ,

Santa and Banta sitting in the bar at Raja Sansi Airport, Amritsar. "I've come to meet my brother," said the Santa. "He's due to fly in...

Banta, "Preeto and I are going to get a divorce". Santa was stunned. "Why? What happened, you two seem so happy together" "Well" he said, "ever