Jokes 4

God thought that since he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother.
Then devil thought that he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother-in-law.

• Q: Why did the tomato turned red?
A: Because he saw the salad dressing.

• What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

• A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier went out to the rifle range for the first time. He missed every target and most of the hills behind them. Despondent, he said to the sergeant, "I think I'll just go and shoot myself."
The sergeant said, "Better take a couple of extra bullets!"