Jokes 3

• Q: Which month do soldiers hate most?
A: The Month of March!!

• Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress. I keep losing my temper with people.
Doctor: Tell me about your problem.
Patient: I just did, you stupid !

• Q: Why did the Santa put his finger over the nail when he was hammering?
A: The noise gave him a headache.

• Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
A: Knock on the door.

• Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks(****).
Santa replies, "Ha! Ha! Ha! You are wrong. Its 1258."