Train Ticket
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> >> > Three women and three men are travelling by train for a night out
in
> >> > London.
> >> >
> >> > At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the
three
> >> > women buy just one ticket.
> >> >
> >> > "How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?"
asks
> >> > one of the men.
> >> >
> >> > "Watch and learn," answers one of the women.
>
> >> > They all board the train. The three men take their respective
seats
> >> > but all three women cram into a toilet together and close the
door.
> >> >
> >> > Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around
> >> > collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says,
"Ticket,
> >> > please."
>
> >> > The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges with a
ticket
in
> >> > hand.
> >> >
> >> > The conductor takes it and moves on.
> >> >
> >> > The men see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea; so,
> >> > after the game, they decide to do the same thing on the return
trip
and
> save
> >>some money.
> >> >
> >> > When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the
return
> >> > trip but see, to their astonishment, that the three women don't
buy
> >> > any ticket at all!!
> >> >
> >> > "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one
perplexed
> >> > man.
> >> >
> >> > "Watch and learn," answer the women.
> >> >
> >> > When they board the train, the three men cram themselves into a
> >> > toilet, and the three women cram into another toilet just down
the
way.
> >> >
> >> > Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the women leaves
her
> >> > toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the men are hiding.
> >> >
> >> > The woman knocks on their door and says, "Ticket, please."
I'm still trying to figure out why men ever think they are
smarter
> >> > than women!!!
😆