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Q. WHY DID SANTA SING TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS? A. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF. Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT

The Perfect Husband. There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club after a round, showering and getting changed for

Two mothers met for coffee one morning, and the conversation naturally turned to their kids. "Well, Martina, how are your kids?", asks Jessica.

AJIT :Robert, Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ? Robert : Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakke maar raha hai. Ajit : Saaleh ko sabak sikhana

DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you

A Sardar walks into a bar, orders three pints of "Desi Daru"and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one inturn. When he

Aab is ka maza lo!!! Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intezar, phir-takrar, phir-darar, saari mehnat-bekar, Aur akhir

Bhola was looking for a job. He couldn't find one in India so started applying to US Canada. As soon as he applied, he got a reply from a US

You are my TVS SCOOTY (first love) and also my AIWA (pure passion). I always BPL (belive in the best)and you are my SANSUI (better than the

A man from Agra went to Ajmer. His wife was in her parent's house in Delhi. When the man went to Ajmer, he asked his servant to send a telegram

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Gangaram was in the hospital, near death, so the family sent for his friend Bhola. As Bhola stood beside the bed, Gangaram's frail condition

Harvinder Singh: I was born in the Punjab. Jaspinder Singh: Oh really, which part? Harvinder Singh: All of me, silly.

An Arab needed heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood in case need arises. Because the gentleman had

Want to propose a girl - Just do it. (Nike) Before going to propose to a girl - Believe in the best. (BPL) If you are hesitating before

Ek baar Ek Intelligent Software Engineer ek MNC mein interview dene jata hai. Interview mein manager poochta hai So.. Mr. Software Engineer ,

Monday ko ..... Dosti Tuesday ko ..... Pyaar Wednesday ko ..... Shadi Thursday ko ..... Ghumana Friday ko ..... Jagda Saturday ko..... Talak

1.SSC + HSC + BMS + MBA = UNEMPLOYMENT 2.An Idea + An Idiot = A Dotcom 3.Sushmita Sen. - 2.2 feet = Sal man Khan 4.Special Effects in Shampoo

Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa. She is half discovered, half wild. Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America, fully

RULES FROM THE MEN We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. Please note these are all

God's Sense of Humour!! A man was praying to God. He said, "God!?" God responded, "Yes?" And the guy said, "Can I ask a question?" "Go...

Mother Superior was on her way to late morning prayers when she passed two novices just leaving early morning prayers, on their way to classes.

ENJOY THIS JOKE An Indian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the

Once upon a time ther lived a king The king had a beautiful daughter, the princess! But there was a problem Everything the princess touched

mainay poocha chand say dekha hai kahin maray yaar sa haseen chand nay kaha,saale itnay upar say dikhta hai kya Edited by kanchi -

New railway minister schemes !! The new Indian railway will .... 1. re-introduce steam locos - to boost coal industry in bihar. 2....

A Sardarji is in a Quiz Contest trying to win prize money of Rs.1 Crore. The questions are as follows: 1) How long was the 100 yr war?

A boy went to hospital with his mom.Before going to see his doctor he notice a pregrant woman siting. And he ask a woman sitting near him,