Jokes Forum - Page 81

A man to Santa: Aao ji chess khelein Santa: Tu chal mein sports shoes pehen kar aaya. ******************************...

Wanna complain??? Dare to come closer.....I'll see you... Wanna try this elevator out? Wanna eat

Medial Solution A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn't been feeling well. The doctor examines him, leaves the room and...

Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, 'Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?' 'Haan' replies shopowner. Santa Singh says, 'Ek hara vala dena!' --...

Hey let me tell you it's note exactly a joke joke...but thought for some it might be so I am posting it.......for some it may not be a funny

Earth may stop Rotating,.... Birds may stop Flying......., Candles may stop Melting...., Fishes may stop Swimming...., Heart may stop

1. What do you get if you cross a galaxy with a toad? Star Warts. 2. On which side does a chicken have the most feathers? On the...

Yo momma is so stupid she yelled in a envelope trying to send voice mail. Yo Momma is so Fat she fell on the sidewalk... I didnt wanna

1. Why don't centipedes play football? Because by the time they've got their boots on it's time to go home. 2. What's the difference

Santa is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks -kyon...

Ravan was sent to court was asked to keep a hand on Geeta. He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin...

A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce huwa tha tab to ek hi baccha tha aur ab 3 kaise? She says: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the......

Taazi hawa ka jhoka aaya, Khusbu teri saath laya, Phir mere dil ko khayal aaya. Ke lagta hai aaj bhi mera dost nahi NAHAYA.

Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A. He wanted cold hard cash!

here'z a conversation b/w two guyz X n Y: X: aap chinese hein ? Y: nahi X: aap chinese hein ? Y: kahaa hai na, nahi! X: acha...

Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha gaate ho. Girl: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon. Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain.

An old rich man marries a young gal. Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha? Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din...

Tumhari Girl friend ka sms mila hai, kahti hai koi patthar se na maare mere deewana ko, twenty first century hai bomb se uda do wo fool ko.

Hi f ri en ds, Its time to grill a new member….. I mean time to have a New Member Of The Week!! As usual its hard for

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. Coca-Cola was originally green.

Santa is not sleeping with his wife these days because somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women..

Fred: I was sorry to hear that your mother-in-law had died. What was the complaint? Ted: We haven't had any yet. When you leave school,

Word Test See if you can do this. Read each line aloud without making any mistakes. If you make a mistake you MUST start over or it...

A MAN WAS SLEEPING IN HIS HOUSE. SUDDENLY YAMARAJ APPEARED SAID, "GO OUT ENJOY. NOTHING WILL HAPPEN TO YOU FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS." HE DID...

MUNNA BHAI Mamu, tu kitna pada hai? MAMU B.A. MUNNA BHAI Sala, two akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta? --------------------- Chand toh raat ko

Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai. Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho....

Amitabh's Replacement Since Amitabh Bachchan's is out for Kaun Banega Crorepati, here are a few persons who could audition for the...

santa invited banta to dinner. that day when he went home he immediately went 2 the kitchen and asted the chicken tandoori. suddenly his wife

Banta Singh's Name! One day a sardarji was having his morning tea on the 83rd floor of a building in new york. All of a sudden ,a man comes to