Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma is so stupid she yelled in a envelope trying to send voice mail.

Yo Momma is so Fat she fell on the sidewalk... I didnt wanna laugh... but the ground was crackin up!!!

Yo momma is so stupid when she was drivin to Disneyland she saw a sign that said Disneyland left. so she turned around and went home.

Yo momma so dumb she sold her car for gas money.

Yo Momma's so poor, when I was asking why she was banging on the dumpster she said, "My kids locked me out."

Yo momma;s so dumb she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go!

Yo Momma so dumb she tried to drown a fish.

Your momma is so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said one at a time please.

Yo' Momma's So Fat When her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.

Yo momma so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves.

Yo Momma's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.

Yo Momma so fat when she ordered a water bed they layed a blanket on the Pacific Ocean.

Yo Momma so fat, that when she was running, everyone screamed "EARTHQUAKE!!!"

Yo Momma so stupid, she stared at the orange juice gallon for days because it said Concentrate. (as in the company)

Note: No offence to anyone. This isn't taken to be literally, these are just jokes that I found on a site and thought of sharing. So please don't get mad.