Jokes Forum - Page 82

Once Bholajee was asked to perform the duty of Bus-Conductor/ticket collector as well as of driver. He accepted both the duties and started

How many BLACK circles can yuo see? Guess Guess Guess PS: Don't worry...it's not exactly an IQ question and...

Plan For Future: Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future? Ram: I want 2 b a pilot. Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor. Deepa: I want 2 b a...

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate MEN everywhere?????? - - -

Tom : How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed? David: You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance...

A concerned husband goes to see the family doctor and says, "I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the first time I

Admi Naai Se Meri TERE NAAM Wali Cutting Kar Do. Naai Uski Tind Kar Deta Hai Admi Ghussay Se Ye Kya Kiya Hai ??? Naai Main Kya Karoon Main Ne

Hi friends…. to the J okes o f T he W eek Contest!!! Well the name says it all……… this is a contest where u guys have to choose the

Dad: Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf...kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti. Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test karke...

Never Heard That Excuse A fellow bought a new Corvette and was out on an interstate for a nice evening

Police officers A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone." Man: "No

Hum Ney Un Ki Yaad Main Ro Ro Kar Matkey Bhar Diye Wo Bewafa Aye Aur Naha Kar Chal Diye Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam , Shayad macharon ko...

Bulgy Protrudy Is What They Call Me This middle-aged guy wakes up one morning and notices that his eyes...

After being chased from everywhere Sadaam went to Mumbai where he met Rani Mukherjee. So he greeted Rani "kahoo Rani ji kya haal hai"?

Akal badhi ki bhains? "Circuit- Bhai ye bata Akal badhi ki bhains? Munna Bhai- Pehele apun ko date of birth bata tabhi to bataega tereku,...

A boy and a girl were in love. When the girl's father came to know about their love, he did not like it at all, and so began to protest about it....

Santa : That Cow is a Lovely Colour , Farmer : Yes, it's a Jersey. Santa : Oh, I Thought it was its Skin...!!! -- Teacher : Correct the...

Sign Language Dear Father, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply ?an't

my first posting of jokes in here so please bear with me Bollywood love letter When I am: Kareeb There is only: Khamoshi I want to speak: Dil

Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls. These are the world's largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even...

Santa : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher Studies...

Defensive Driving Course One of my co-workers got a speeding ticket and was attending a defensive-driving course to have points erased from...

Hearing Check Having lost most of his hearing a number of years ago, this elderly man goes to the doctor to be fitted with hearing aids which

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. "What a peaceful

Well here's a joke I've just made in my head... dunno how it'll go but I might as well give it a try... Why did Cinderella's team lose in the...

Why is 6/six afraid of 7/seven? scroll down okay I won't tire you.... because 7/ seven ate 9/nine you...

Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again? Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.

Wife: Yesterday I saw a very beautiful girl. Husband: Then what happened? Wife: I just kept on admiring her, on and on.. Husband (gets...

Ek Sher ki shaadi hone wali hoti hai... to uske barat main ek Chuha bahut jam ke nach raha hota hai... Public ka to funda hill jata hai... boss

Lady calls up police department: Officer, there is a man exposing himself in the next building. Dispatcher: OK, we'll be right over, lady. (Five