santa banta jokes more!

santa invited banta to dinner. that day when he went home he immediately went 2 the kitchen and asted the chicken tandoori.

suddenly his wife came and saw him and asked wether i twas made well. he said it's good bu tastes very ceamy. wife says: while making it ,it got a little burnt so i put bernol on it!

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banta always calls his wife my luv, darling, sweetheart, etc

santa thats very nice of u

banta: honestly i have forgotten her name!

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santa was standing under the sun on a hot sunny day, banta asked what are u doing. santa said drying sweat

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banta put signboard on his shop door: Letters typed in three anuages

santa put signboard o his door: Photostats copied in all languages

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banta: there are hidden cameras in this room!

wife: how come?

banta: the guy on the tv knows what i'm doing. he says U R WATCHING STAR TV!!!

ill try to post some more😃Hope u liked them

sorry if they r already posted..... 😕

the last 1 woz da best!! 😆 they woz all really good!!t4s