Santa's back again

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At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand,oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

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In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

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Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got irritated...

drank poison & said, Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!

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Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado Santa aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha

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Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut ka bara afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?
Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
Banta: Waheguru ji ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.

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Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha. Driver ne sheesha set
kiya. Santa gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith,
car meinn chalaoonga!

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Banta: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japanbut radio says This is all India Radio!

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priya