Jokes Forum - Page 79

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.

An Elephant meets an Ant!! On Introduction: Ant : Haathi tumhari umar kitni hai? Elephant: Paanch Saal !!! Ant : Paanch Saal aur itnay bade !!!...

C H I N E S E HUMOR English Chinese That's not right Are you harboring a fugitive? See...

Two guys who had never eaten bananas before were on a train, sitting next to each other. A lady pushing a food cart came to them, and they both...

--------------- "U love someone U marry someone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband. And the one u loved becomes the password of Ur...

A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, * *you've got to help me. I can't go on like this."* *"What's the problem?"

Saddam Hussein called President Bush and said, "George, I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole country, and

Teacher: Jhonny can u find Australia on this map? Jhonny: Yes mam its over here ( jhonny points to Australia) Teacher: Good jhonny now can u

Over the past several months, my company has shorted my paychecks several times, anywhere from $75 to $300. Each time this has happened, the

What's the hottest organ of the body? Scroll down for the answer... . . .. . . . . .. . . . . ....

Three guys are standing in front of the Great Chinese Wall. One is on LSD, one is on amphetamine and one is stoned with grass. They're wondering

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. --Oscar Wilde

Man : How old is your father? Boy : As old as me. Man : How can that be? Boy : He became a father only when I was born

Amitabh - Han han mein chor hun, mein bazar mein kaladhandha karta hun, police ke record mein mera naam hai. Lekin mein akela nahin

What is defference between man and Superman? Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser. Why won't...

A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?"...

A teacher requests a little boy in school to learn the first four alphabets ( a,b,c,and d ) so the little boy goes home and goes to his mom who...

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is....... === Cop: your

In a certain university students were asked to write a short story consisting the following 3 subjects Religion , Sex, Mystery The best

Santa : People consider me as a "GOD" Banta : How do you know?? Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U are here...

This story is about 3 men who's name are Your dum, Garbage and manners. these men are riding on a motorbike when Garbage falls off! so your dum...

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Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months. Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get! -- Every

Father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he saw an...

Hello Friends! Time for a New Member Of The Week! Now what should I say about her.......... She joined India-forums about two months

Ek baar ek Hathi (male) aur ek machhar (female) mein pyaar ho jata hai. Dono ka affair bahut dino tak chalta hai. Sab log bate karne lagte...

Conversation between a husband and wife. Husband : My friend says that he has Kissed all the ladies in this building except one. Wife: Ya...

Had any accidents? The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions.

Hello Friends! Let's start discussing a new quote that Star has found out! "Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. " ...

1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes by waving it and saying, "Quite right, old bean!" 2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few...