Jokes Forum - Page 83

Sorry girls for posting a joke against our clan ...kinda! A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of their...

Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card." Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents. -- A man...

Margie meets a friend coming out of the Beauty Salon. 'Ethel darling, what happened to your hair...it looks like a wig' It is a wig Margie!

Why do Gods stay up in heaven? Because they are afraid of what they have created! Female Applicant: Do women get equal pay in this company?

God does have a sense of humour.... A man was praying to god. He said, "God?" God responded, "Yes?" And the Guy said, "Can i ask a question?"...

Clever Professor The rules at a particular university were such that if the professor were not present in the classroom by 15

The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate...

Are You a Professional? The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a "professional."

Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao, Shopkeeper ne Flag Dikhaya, Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao. -- Santa Singh decided

Taken from actual Hallmark cards: just enjoy…. 1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that you've come

Sants's wish :when i die,i wana die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all the passengers in the car he was

This one is about Santa Singhji……..our English lecturer Santa Singh ji is the English teacher in a school. He is very well renowned, since

Sardar-why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others...

January to december sunday to saturday Am to Pm My feelings for u have never changed……. u…. R…. always…. a HEADACHE to me !!!!...

Hello Friends! A new week has started and I am here with our next Member Of The Week! Well..hmm..what shall I say about him.. He loves

Before the marriage: He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: NO! Don't even think about it. She: Do you love...

Girl's father- Main nahi chahta ki meri beti apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe k sath guzare. Boyfriend- Bus, isiliye main use yaha se le jane...

Two friends meet each other on the street. "hello! Where are you coming from?" asked Bill. "Oh, don't ask me! I'm coming from the cemetery. I

History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ? Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir....

Santa: For the past one week a girl is disturbing me. I don't know how she got my no, She interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please

Santa having bought a new phone with the latest model of answering machine had to disconnect it the very next day. He was very disturbed when he...

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.

Hey Whos your favourite stand up comedian? Mine is Russell peters [type him in youtube ] whos ur fav? Henna x

Teacher: What is your favourite state, Ajit? Papu: Mississippi. Teacher: How do you spell it? Pappu: Er...I like Ohio much better.

A store that sells husbands has just opened in Ottawa where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of 6

ONE WOMAN There was one woman who said, "I never knew happiness until I got married" FOR SALE Complete set of Encyclopaedia For Sale, Excellent...

Arranged Marriage? Daughter - Mum, is it true that in India a woman does not know her husband until she marries him? Mum - That's happens

When I was a young boy in school. Teacher: Name an animal that lives in Africa? I:::::: A lion. Teacher: Very good, name another...

Hey friends… Its time for a new DOTW… For the past two weeks we have been discussing bout guys….guys n only guys…. i...

Vin : Wul'd you like to dance with me? Girl : Main bachchon ke saath nahi nachti. Vin : Oh! I m sorry mujhe nahi pata tha ke tum pregnent ho!!!