One day a sardarji was having his morning tea on the 83rd floor of a building in new york. All of a sudden ,a man comes to his room and tells him,"banta,i've got bad news for you. your daughter died today."
So Banta cries out "nehiiii" and jumps out of the window.
On his way down, as he passes the 50th floor, he remembers "oh no, i don't have a daughter".
Further down,on the 25th floor he is suddenly struck by the realization "damn it man, i'm not married".
Finally, 5 floors above the ground, he remembers,"shit man,i'm not banta singh."