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Posted: 18 years ago
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What's your real name? Devina

What's your full name? Devina Rastogi

What does your real name mean? Devi means godess in hindi, devina means resembling to godess or human form of godess…

When's your birthday? 8th feb 1990

What do you do here at IF? Read ffs nd articles…just roam around nd pass tym…

How many fanfics you've written and are still writing at IF? Lol…..now I guess I'm discussing about ffs here as well…..lol I haven't completed any ffs but I hav two ffs which r still going on…

Why don't you update sooner? . I feel really lazy…just dun feel lyk typing, that's y…I noe it's a lame reason but….
Coz I'm so desperate for 'Yours forever' awww sowwie…I've just scanned through the other one but I didn't post anything there BUT I love 'Yours Forever'thnx dear………..sorry if you didn't like what I said…hope you don't mind ofcourse I don't sweety…
How many brother and sisters do you have? Are you the oldest or the youngest among them? I have one elder brother. He is two yrs elder to me…

What do you like/ hope to dream abut before going to bed? Lol may be a full too masti picnic wid all my frens

Your favourite joke so far? (Doesn't have to be from IF) And post it here? Hmmm… ok dis one was sent 2 me by ma bro:

Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his

head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics

were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had

done.

In the movie of Balakrishna, Newton was confused to such an extent

that he went paranoid. Here are a few

scenes.............................

1)Balakrishna has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can' t

be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great

Balakrishna is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet

passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is

cured! Long Live Balakrishna!!!

2) In another movie, Balakrishna is confronted with 3

gangsters.Balakrishna has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and

a knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle

gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the

bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of

the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.

3) Balakrishna is chased by a gangster. Balakrishna has a revolver but

no bullets in it. Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in your remotest

imaginations.

He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster

shoots,Balakrishna opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and

catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires

his gun. Bang... the gangster dies...

This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and

decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last

time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of

physics.The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the

world hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast!

The 'climax' finally arrives. Balakrishna gets to know that the

villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that

Balakrishna can't jump even if he tries like one of those superman

techniques that our heroes normally use. Balakrishna has to

desperately kill the villain because it's the climax.

(Newton Bhai is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)

Balakrishna suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one

gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the

wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first

gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

Newton commits suicide...........



A song you would dedicate to all of your fellow IF members…especially here at the jokes section? Type the lyrics as well. O saathi re, tere bina bhi kya jeena, tere bina bhi kya jeena…

Phoolon mein kaliyon mein khwabon ki galiyon mein bin tere kuch kahin naa…

Tere bina bhi kya jeena, o forum re tere bina bhi kya jeena…(from film muqaddar ka sikander)

Which section in IF do you visit? Fanfictions, jokes, left right left, other shows, sumtyms shero shayari nd ML.

Which section of IF do you like the most? Fanfictions.

How'd you came to know about IF? I was searching sum info abt Rajeev khandelwal nd his kth videos that I accidentally landed on IF.

What's your dream guy like? Charming, handsome, rough nd tough yet a softie at heart, possessive, with a little attitude as well, shud respect elders, rich, caring, pampering…darn I am soo demanding

How many boyfriends you've had/ got till date? None…

Do you believe in love? It sounds cute but I dun think I believe in romantic love but may b sum day…

Do you believe in marriages? Yes…

What kind of marriage do you want to have? Love/ Arrange/ Both-Love first and then Arranged as well (it's not two marriages ok…don't get it the other way lol…there can be many examples…different types of love first then arrange so I won't mention it here) I dunno…I dun really wanna get married lol but I thinl love marriage sounds really exciting nd adventurous!!! But on personal level I believe in arrange marriages more…

Do you want to get engaged to someone now? Omg No…I am just 17 afta all…

When you talk to someone where do you look at them? E.g. nose, mouth, lips, eyes, ears……usually people look at the face but where on the face as people don't notice that sometimes…. Eyes I guess…



Okay so that's it for the 1st dose….hope you had fun 😉 ya thnx sumra…

😃

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Posted: 18 years ago
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lol...hey the joke was awesome......lol......and thx for answering....uummm.....since I follow my MOTW rules...I'll give you the 2nd dose tomorrow 😉 .....be ready 😉
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Posted: 18 years ago
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Originally posted by: tukz_REmix

congo mitali.... 👏 👏 👏

thnx dear!!!

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Posted: 18 years ago
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Hope you enjoyed being the MOTW Devina. New MOTW will be posted soon 😊

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