Tumhari Girl friend ka sms mila hai

Tumhari Girl friend ka sms mila hai,
kahti hai koi patthar se na maare mere deewana ko,
twenty first century hai bomb se uda do wo fool ko.

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Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!

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