Posted:
1. Why don't centipedes play football?
Because by the time they've got their boots on it's time to go home.
😆
2. What's the difference between the coyote and the flea?
One howls on the prairie, and the other prowls on the hairy.
😆
3.Donald: My canary died of flu.
Dora: I didn't know canaries got flu.
Donald: Mine flew into a car.
😆
4. How do fleas travel from place to place?
By itch-hiking.
😆
5. What do you get if you cross a yeti with a kangaroo?
A fur coat with big pockets.
😆
6. What do you get if you cross a cow and a camel?
Lumpy milkshakes!
😆
7. What do you get if you cross a sheep-dog and a buch of daisies?
Collie-flowers!
😆
8. What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
A zeedonk.
😆
9. What do you get if you cross a sheep and a rainstorm?
A wet blanket.
😆
10. What do you get if you cross a vampire with a flea?
Lots of very worried dogs.
😆
Cricket
Udne Ki Aasha
Veer Hanuman
Anupamaa
