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A humorous misunderstanding causes a young boy to receive powerful encouragement to study at a private Catholic school. A ten-year-old boy...
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I went into a butchers and I said, 'I'll have a pound of sausages.' He said, 'I'm very sorry, sir, we only serve kilos in here.'I said, 'Okay...
Out-smarted By Second Grader ! A second grade teacher was teaching her class about evolution and how it was all science, therefore god...
INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD? YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light HARVARD Guy : It's the
A DAY OFF So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52...
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Jeeto was about to give birth to a baby. Santa: If it looks like u, it would be great. Jeeto: If it looks like u, it would be a...
Once a San ji rescued 6 people from a house burning on fire; But still the San ji was jailed, why? ' ' ' Because all the rescued...
Hello friends....am here with a new contest.....what you just have to do is pm me your joke not more than 5 each person.....theme is FRIENDS
Helloo All the wonderful people on IF!So how are you...I am sure everyone's enjoying the long awaited holidays and of course eating london...
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now, Johny, who discovered America? JOHNY: George!...
Na woh inkaar karti hai, Na woh ikraar karti hai, Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar, Mere dost se pyaar karti hai Mene poochha chand...
Hello Friends!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is my first contest and the what you have to do is Come up wit ha funny and original "Your Momma" Joke. Im...
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. ************ ** During a visit to the
Behind every Successful Man...........There's a women???????? So What about Unsuccessful man???? Lot of womens??? waa wat a logic
Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots! L-Johnny: Yes it's really strange. I've got
Santa jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe the, achanak ek santa jhad se ulta latak ke gaane laga, dusre ne pucha ki ...'ulta kyon latka he',
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one Guy go to kaun banega crorepati. amitabh said first introductory quetion. 'what is your father name'? Guy misunderstanding and said Sharuk
A wife, one evening, drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said, "Do you see that couple? How devoted they are ? He kisses...
EK sher BY doctor=Hoon mai doctor jahan,meri wife hai nurse waha,Yeh kaisa julm sehna PADTA hai,mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai.. Jo
boss#1 : went to kashmir officially and called to his house over phone. servnti#2 : had taken the receiver. #1 : Who is speaking? #2 : Servant...
chintu match dekte samay, raju aya, wo bola kya dekha raha rai. chintu bola match to raju bola abhi kaya hoga, chintu bola abhi four marega,
When Gavaskar finds out that there has been released, a movie, in Australia called "Gavaskar", he is very happy. He plans to watch it and gets a...
This is a very old one you might have already heard……… A for apple. B for bada apple. C for chhota apple. D for dusra apple. E
One day a santa byes 2 tickets in bus. So conductor asks why are buying 2 tickets? Then santa tell "what can i do if 1st ticket will lost"? Then...
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