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1. What do you get if you cross a galaxy with a toad?
Star Warts.
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2. On which side does a chicken have the most feathers?
On the outside.
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3. Which bird is always out of breath?
A puffin.
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4. What's the best thing to give a seasick elephant?
Plenty of room.
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5. What type of fish performs surgical operations?
A sturgeon.
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6. Just before the Ark set sail, Noah saw his 2 sons fishing over the side."Go easy on the bait, lads," he said. "Remember I've only got two worms."
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7. What's a twip?
What a wabbit calls a twain ride!
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8. Baby skunk: But, Mom, why can't I have a chemistry set for my birthday?
Mother: Because it would stink the house out that's why.
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9. Waiter, waiter, there's a dead beetle in my gravy.
Yes, sir. Beetles are terrible swimmers.
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10. Keith: Our teacher's an old bat.
Kevin: You mean he's bad tempered?
Keith: Not only that, he hangs around us all the time.
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