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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful ... CAREFUL!! Put in some...

A mild-mannered man was tired of his wife always bossing him around, so he went to a psychiatrist. The doctor told him he had to develop

Suraj Hua Madham , chand bhi chalne laga, mein thehra raha, zameen chalne lagi, sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ?? Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai

When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital, the Allergists voted to scratch it and the...

Bill Gates was in India last year. He announced that Microsoft plans to release a Windows version in Hindi. Here are some of the

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in! one ear and comes out of the other. HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and

1.) My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money....

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color...

one day in a great forest there was a magical frog walking down to the watering hole. this forest was so big that the frog had never seen...

A man had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar was closing. So the A man stood up to leave and fell...

A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little...

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and lift both lids. 3. Obtain the cat and soothe him

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and...

IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 desk cubicle. IN

Cyrus says: "Daddy, how was I born?" Dad says: "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see, your Mom and I

Plumber in doctors house. Docter-whats your charges? Plumber-just 300 rupees per hour. Docter-i'm a neurosurgeon my charge is 200 pehour....

A seargent is interviewing three cadets who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the

A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion about God's existence. The professor presented the following logic:

Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own

hi guys! iam jojo......iam kinda new 2 da general sections here.....and i seriously love joking n parnking n jokes practically! i wanted 2...

Sign in a store window: Any faulty merchandise will be cheerfully replaced with merchandise of equal quality. In a cemetery: Persons are...

An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all...

A woman goes to england to attend a 2 week company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip....

There is a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guy with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman says to the guy with the Chihuahua, "Let's go over

Girl : If you will try to kiss me main shor macha dungi Boy : lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai. Girl : I know per formality to karni hi

When a cow laughs, does milk come out of their noes? The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a

A frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and was told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you."...

So a woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a...

The rather broad lady showed up at the theatre just before the performance started and handed the usher two tickets. "Where's the other party?"