Jokes Forum - Page 73

The bride said she wanted three children, while the young husband said two would be enough for him. They discussed this discrepancy for a few

A first- std teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students the teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?" Boy....

A person dies.relatives of person wants to have a photo of a dead person. they called photographer and tell him to click photo. whenever he gets

One night , after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He...

omg this is soooooooooo cool...you can get your picture taken without a camera... your monitor does it all for you just go to the following

Woman's Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim milk LUNCH 4 oz lean broiled chicken breast 1 cup steamed

One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor." "Listen,

1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ? 2007 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi Maa: Pehen Le beti kuch to...

A woman guest approaches the bar in a small restaurant. She calls the guy at the bar and when he is standing in front of her, she asks him in a

Q: What did the lonely banana say? A: I'm a"kela". Q: What did the green peas say? A: Nothing. They just "mutter"ed. Q: What did the potato...

Dady: "son how was your history paper"? son: "it was not good, all the questions they asked in it were happened before I was born." -- An

Men on earth die and go to heaven. God comes and says," I want the men to form two queues one Line for the men who dominated their women, and...

In Memory of all those who love their bosses A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead. "I'm afraid he died last week." she

A blind man in a store A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging

Some people who had automobile accidents were asked to summarize exactly what happened on their insurance form. The following quotes were taken

A young man watched an elderly couple sit down to lunch at a restaurant. He noticed that they had ordered one meal and an extra drink cup. As

man asked to a lady;"what is ur new car's name?" lady replied:"i don't know. but it starts with "T" man: u r very lucky, my car starts with...

lolz....thatz so cool

A Desi chap was deeply in love with a pretty foreign girl, whom he wanted. But he did not have the courage to talk to her in person. So he...

Teacher to class: A for? Class: Apple Teacher: Jor Se Bolo Class: Jai Mata Di ---- Indian Airlines slogan: A warm experience motherly...

After giving a woman a full medical examination, the doctor explained his prescription as he wrote it out. "Take the green pill with a glass of...

In a ship the Generals of three nations were traveling with their soldiers. They started the topic that whose soldier had more of

Bhola walks into a bar for a bar and takes a seat. However, just as the bartender put the beer on the bar, there was a loud

Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.

Women's Friends: A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The

i dont this joke posted previous or not...phir bee Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend

Ek baar ek Totaa (Bole to Parrot ) Ud Raha tha full speed par .... Uske Saamne full speed me ek Ferrari AA rahi thi ... Dono ki takkar hui

A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married. Of...

A Schoolmaster from a remote rural area was transferred to a school in Bombay. He reported for duty two days before August 15 and, as was

Police ko body mili hai, Kale Dant hai, Ghosle jaise bal hai, Shakal paglo vali hai, Pair ulte hai, Mujhe tumhari chinta ho rahi hai. Zara Reply...