Jokes Forum - Page 71

How will u differentiate between a Murga and Murgi???? think .... Ek patthar maro... agar bhaga to murga aur agar bhaghi to murgi...... Kewl...

Fred, Frank and Tommy got a jail sentence for 20 years but got granted one thing to take to jail with them. Fred asked for all the booze

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!' But why, Mom? I don't want to go.' Give me two

Taxi driver: Mam, u r the 3rd pregnant lady whom I'm dropping to Airport today Lady: But I'm not pregnant Driver: But we hvn't reached airport

Three idiots decide to go hunting. The first one says he's going to get a buck. He goes out, and indeed comes back with a buck. The other two...

There were these 3 criminals who had just robbed a bank in Egypt. They were caught, convicted, and sentenced to exile in the Sahara Desert and...

Do watch this little clip naya sholay cartoon if u haven't seen it before Edited by mikkiey - 12 years ago

Mr. Govinda suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous detective, Mr. Sharuk to watch and report any activities that might...

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to,...

It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade. The

A blonde walks into a library and says, "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian says, "I'm sorry, this is a library." So the blonde...

Two sisters inherited the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they were in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank...

Mom: Beta kiu ro rahe ho ? Beta: Teacher ne mara hai mujhe Mom: Kiu Mara ? Beta: Mein nay usko murghi kaha tha Mom: kiu kaha ? Beta: Usne mujhe

A beautiful young woman about to undergo a minor operation is lying on a gurney in a hospital corridor awaiting the medical staff. A man

A teacher once asks all students to write an essay on the topic "A Poor Family". One student gets the lowest marks for writing that essay . The...

S:-kya bat hai bantaji Aaj new scuty par B:-han yaar kal mujhe ek ladki ne gift me di S:-ladki ne........ B:-haan kal der rat ek ladki mujhe

OFFICER : WHAT IS YOUR NAME ? CANDIDATE : M P. SIR OFFICER : TELL ME PROPERLY CANDIDATE : MOHAN PAL SIR OFFICER : YOUR FATHER'S NAME ? CANDIDATE...

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss?? TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell? It took her two weeks to realize that she wasn't at work anymore! ...

Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai....ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de. Mom: tera dost chor hai kya? Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan...

Please don't post these kind of jokes here.these kind of jokes are not allowed Edited by mehak_kapoor - 2007-08-19T21:10:23Z

I'm editing this joke because someone wasn't comfortable with it. Hope it's fine with everyone that the joke has been deleted. Sumra...

What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged me (and I'm sure it has most of you, too) is to sit down to dinner only...

A mafia king is lying on his sick bed when he calls in one of his godsons. "Mikey, get over here," he says, "before I go, I gotta ask you to do

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several...

10. Neighbors complain about loud music and howling coming from your apartment in the middle of the day. 9. You find mysterious sculpture

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he...

1. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? 2. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? 3. If con is the opposite of

Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob went straight over to Joe's place. When they got to the door, Joe went

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