Little Old Lady in Court

Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?

Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney: Did you know him?

Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?

Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?

Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.

Defense Attorney:

Why not?

Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?

Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney Why not?

Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me now!"

Defense Attorney: Did he take you?

Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot him, the little ba****d

PS: I just hope it's not non-veg..........and also I hope I don't get warnings for posting this....

lol non vegggggggggiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 😆

oh no...I'm so sorry...I'd just edit it and post another joke soon...maybe within 24 hours...

Originally posted by: micropink11

😕 wots goin on ere???

Originally posted by: Jattinder!

huh 😕

I had actually posted a joke here, which wasn't quite clean perhaps that's what you call non-veg joke.....so I had posted a non-veg joke, when I posted it I didn't know it was non-veg, I only came to know of that when I read Vinu's post up there....so that's why I edited my post and typed instead that I'll post anouther joke tomorrow under this topic.....non-veg jokes aren't supposed to be posted anywhere on IF. I hope no one is left confused now.😊

Originally posted by: Shazia_haya

I had actually posted a joke here, which wasn't quite clean perhaps that's what you call non-veg joke.....so I had posted a non-veg joke, when I posted it I didn't know it was non-veg, I only came to know of that when I read Vinu's post up there....so that's why I edited my post and typed instead that I'll post anouther joke tomorrow under this topic.....non-veg jokes aren't supposed to be posted anywhere on IF. I hope no one is left confused now.😊

hooooooooo nooo why u edited..............omg😳 ...did i tell or anyone tell u to edit or change ..........i realy enjoyed the joke......no yaaar, repost it again plz..its not much non veg...😊

Originally posted by: Believe

hooooooooo nooo why u edited..............omg😳 ...did i tell or anyone tell u to edit or change ..........i realy enjoyed the joke......no yaaar, repost it again plz..its not much non veg...😊

Oh vinu...you scared the hell out of me......but you said non-veg...and now I'm re-posting the joke because of you only.....and I don't want to get any warnings....I hope I don't get into trouble for this...I wanna keep my record clean on IF....now I'm posting it soon...within 5 minutes....but now that I think of what I did....lol...I really got scared because of you...and I can't believe I went to the extent of editing the whole post....lol.....next time you should write a PS...like this one: PS: No need to edit the post

or something like that.....😆....really I did get scared....and the evidence is that I went to the extent of editing the joke....gosh....I can't believe I made a fool out of myself........😆...😳..

Again i fool u......omg how can i do again... 😆 😉 after read the joke ...we see the comment its non veg or not ok lol 😉 😛

Originally posted by: Believe

Again i fool u......omg how can i do again... 😆 😉 after read the joke ...we see the comment its non veg or not ok lol 😉 😛

Lol......but I can't be fooled agian now because of the same reason especially.........and how come you say 'again I fool you'....maybe you had but I don't remember, can you make it clear about how was I ever fooled by you b4-better just send me a short PM or else it'll look like I'm chatting here.....

besides I'll be aware (or should it be beware) of you from now on...you know just like the signs where they say beware of this or beware of that....😆