A man had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar was closing. So the A man stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up. Once outside he stood up and fell flat on his face. So he decided to crawl the 4 blocks to his home. When he arrived at the door he stood up and again fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door and into his bedroom.
When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up. This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into bed and was sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.
He was awakened the next morning to his wife standing over him, shouting, "So, you've been out drinking again!"
"What makes you say that?" he asked, putting on an innocent look.
"The pub called -- you left your wheelchair there again."
PS: It's 'a man' because I don't want to write from what country the person's from or else it can be offending for some people but really it was definitely not Pakistani, Indian, Afghani, Bangladeshi, English, American, Canadian….I can't list them all….but I'm listing all those as they are the main ones people will think of when guessing…
I hope the joke wasn't offending in anyway…and besides it's a joke, and a joke isn't to discriminate others or make fun of us other purposely.
Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi 2
Pyaar Kii Ye Ek Kahaani
