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************ ********* ********* ********* ******** Prince Charles Sardarji were having dinner. Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine". Sardar...

Arrested for laughing! This is from an actual trial in the UK : A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When She Noticed

Here r some jokes which i thought to share with u guys..... PATIENT: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." DOCTOR: "I've got...

Here are the top most reply of a girl, when you propose her... 1) Nahi.................??? 2) Chiiiii.....Kitni gandi soch hai tumhaari.......

Papa : beta har parai estri(Lady) ko apni Maa samjho to tumhara character thik ho jaaega.....Beta : Lekin Papa fir Aap ke character ka kya...

1. A piece of foil candy wrapper makes electrical contact with your filling. 2. A station comes in brilliantly when you're standing near the

A Man finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask...

Machchar ne aapko kata wo uska JUNUN tha, aapne khujli ki wo aapka SUKUN tha, chahkar bhi aapne use nahi mara bcoz uski ragon mein bhi aapka hi

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four

A police officer pulls a bloke over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have

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Little Billy is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool. "You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said thelifeguard. "But

Guess we are freinds In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. Dressed up for work, she was

The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you have!" He tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby." He...

The cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo theatre. When the usher came by and noticed this he whispered to the

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse fall's into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the

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Bill Gates organised an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europt. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One...

After a long night of making love the young guy rolled over, was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on a desk in the

Theres a Plane with the following people on it: George W. Bush, Jaques Chiraque(french president), the Queen of England, the Pope, and a kid.

Banta: iss mirror ki kya guarantee hai..? shop keeper:aap isko 100 floor se nichey giwao, ye mirror 99 floor tak nahi tutegaa. Banta: wahh wahh

The young lady said to Grandpa, "I noticed that when you sneeze, you've learned to put your hand in front of your mouth." "Of course," explained

Bill Gates dies due to some desease when his sole go to heaven god says I am confused weather you should be gifted heaven or thrown in hell

A couple has returned from their honeymoon and it was obvious to everyone that they are not talking to each other. The groom's best man takes

A little 10 year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy" she said "Can we leave now?" "No" her mother...

Joe and Dave are hunting when Dave keels over. Frantic, Joe dials 911 on his cell phone and blurts, "My friend just dropped dead! What should I...

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor,

MUNNA BHAI JOKES PROFESSOR : Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jante ho? MUNNA BHAI : Gandhi bahut zabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa...

A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain." "Just be quiet," snapped...

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