A wife was making a breakfast

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her
husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.
"Careful ... CAREFUL!! Put in some more butter!! Oh my
Gosh!! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY!!
Turn them!! TURN THEM NOW!! We need more butter. Oh my
Gosh!! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?! They're
going to STICK!! Careful ... CAREFUL!! be CAREFUL!!You
NEVER listen to me when
you're cooking! Never!! Turn them! HURRY UP!! Are you
CRAZY? Have you lost your mind? Don't forget to salt
them. You know you always forget to salt them.
Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!!"

The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with
you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of
eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show
you what it feels like when I'm driving".