1.) My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather. 😆
2.) Last night I went to a 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He goes: "Not in a row!"
3.)A man goes to a psychiatrist and says, "Doc, my brother's crazy, he thinks he's a chicken." The doctor says, "Why don't you turn him in?" The guy says, "We would. But we need the eggs."
4.)Jack Benny is walking down the street, when a stick-up man pulls out a gun and says "Your money or your life!" An extremely long silence follows. "Your money or your life!" the thug repeats. Finally Benny says "I'm thinking!"
5.)I was so ugly when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother. 😆
6.)A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells "You should have been here at 8:30!" he replies: "Why? What happened at 8:30?"
7.) If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. If this is tea, please bring me some coffee.
8.) At the airport they asked me if anybody I didn't know gave me anything. Even the people I know don't give me anything. (
9.) Animals may be our friends. But they won't pick you up at the airport.
10.) China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you're a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
Anupamaa
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