The Magical Frog

one day in a great forest there was a magical frog walking down to the watering hole. this forest was so big that the frog had never seen another animal in it's life. by chance today a bear was chasing a rabbit to have for its dinner.

the frog called for the two to stop. the frog said "seeing as you are the only two animals i have seen, i will grant you each three wishes. bear you first" the bear thought for a minuite, being the male that he was he said "i wish for all the bears except me to be female"

the rabbit wished for a crash helmut, the bear thought to himself 'stupid rabbit why is he wasting his wishes'

it was the bears next turn "well i wish all the bears in the next forest where female" the rabbit wished for a motorcycle. the bear was stunned 'why didnt the rabbit wish for money to buy a motorbike'

it was the bears last wish "ok i wish for all the bears in the world except me where female" the rabbit laughed and gunned the engine then said "i wish the bear was gay"