Jokes Forum - Page 74

*A lion held a huge party at his place. He in vited only his fellow lions. The lions were dancing when a mouse also came and joined in. The lion

There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great,...

A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? Boy: Yes, I saw dad.

This is a conversation that took place between a hostel boy ( Y ) and a Marketing guy ( X ) : X: Which shaving cream do you use? Y: Baba's X:

10. Kuttay, Kameenay main tumhe jaan se maar doonga 9. Main tumhara ehasaan zindagi bhar nahin bhuloonga 8. Itnay paisay tum kahan se laaye? 7.

GA POST - Title - IF Laughter Challenge-2 (pls can we have it for July?) I F Laughter Challenge-2 Hi friends, Its time for...

You enter the laboratory and see an experiment. How will you know which class is it? If it's green and wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks,

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai? Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir. Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho..........

(You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)... 1) Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong 2) Are you harboring a

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She

Wife: Darling, today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for two minutes.

Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy." One little boy

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam . Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY...

I am tired, Yes, I'm tired. For a couple years I've been blaming it on iron-poor blood, lack of vitamins, dieting and a dozen other maladies...

The Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit,

MAN : Doctor, I want a full examination, I want to get married. DOCTOR: Sure, lets start with your head. PATIENT: Doc, my husband passed away

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. As she pays for her ticket, the bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman...

Two friends are playing golf at their local course. One is about to chip on to the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next

A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?" "No," says the cop. "What about all these other cars?" "They didn't ask"

At a hospital looking through the window at the newly arrived babies a father says, "Kitchy kitchy koo. Look, she smiled! Isn't she adorable?"

"What's your father's occupation?" asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year. "He's a magician, Ma'am" said Little

2 Days of Powercut in India has made life miserable. Worst affected was Amritsar where one Guu family were stuck on Escalaters for 48

Guuuu:Doctor,whenever I drink my coffee,I get a sharp pain in my eye.What should I do? Doctor:Just remove the spoon from your cup. == Niii...

Is Santa n banta Are Sardars? I try to avoid using name of sardars...........i not using Singh also( No Prob if i mention Sardar or sigh

Die Another Day: A doctor says to his patient: "I have bad news and worse news." "Oh dear, what's the bad news?" asks the patient. The doctor...

You'll forget your English by the time you finish reading this. This is a true essay written by a Bihari candidate at the UPSC(IAS)Examinations.

SARDAR talking on cell. 2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho. 1ST: biwi se..... 2ND: itne... pyar se....? 1ST: tumhari hai. . . ==== ...

Santa AAJ MAINE PAANI KO ULLU BANAYA Banta: wo kaise? Santa: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se naha liya. -- Sardar...

A donkey kicked santa ran away. sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra started beating it said 'sala Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha...

Santa to Sapna: " I want to marry you"Sapna: But I am one year elder to you. Santa: No Problem, then I will marry you next year.