Posted:
Sign in a store window:
Any faulty merchandise will be cheerfully replaced with merchandise of equal quality.
In a cemetery:
Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but thier own graves.
In a Miami Beach restaurant:
Checks accepted if you are over eighty years old and accompanied by your parents.
In a TV repair shop:
Do it yourself- then call us.
In a doctor's office:
The doctor is very busy--please have your symptoms ready.
In an elevator:
Button for eighth floor out of order, push 5 and 3.
On a display of "I love only you" Valentine's Day cards:
Now available in multi-packs!
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Any faulty merchandise will be cheerfully replaced with merchandise of equal quality.
In a cemetery:
Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but thier own graves.
In a Miami Beach restaurant:
Checks accepted if you are over eighty years old and accompanied by your parents.
In a TV repair shop:
Do it yourself- then call us.
In a doctor's office:
The doctor is very busy--please have your symptoms ready.
In an elevator:
Button for eighth floor out of order, push 5 and 3.
On a display of "I love only you" Valentine's Day cards:
Now available in multi-packs!
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