Man of the House

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Posted: 18 years ago
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A mild-mannered man was tired of his wife always bossing him around, so he went to a psychiatrist. The doctor told him he had to develop self-esteem and gave him a booklet on assertiveness training, which the man read on his way home.

When he walked through the door and his wife came to greet him he told her, "From now on I'm the man of this house and my word is law. When I come home from work, I want my dinner on the table. Now go upstairs and lay me some clothes on the bed, because I'm going out with the boys tonight. Then draw my bath. When I get out of the tub, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

"The undertaker," she replied.

Edited by Shazia_haya - 18 years ago

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Posted: 18 years ago
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i dont get it... 😕
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Posted: 18 years ago
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Originally posted by: micropink11

i dont get it... 😕

me neither...😕

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Posted: 17 years ago
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yes...I understand it may be hard to get it when you read....but I tried to imagine...and I guess there can be many possibilities...and the one I feel might be the joke is that, the wife must have meant that she's leaving the house and so the undertaker-I guess that's the maid-will do the stuff and not her(the wife)
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Posted: 17 years ago
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yes...I understand it may be hard to get it when you read....but I tried to imagine...and I guess there can be many possibilities...and the one I feel might be the joke is that, the wife must have meant that she's leaving the house and so the undertaker-I guess that's the maid-will do the stuff and not her(the wife)

ohhhhh.....ok i get it 😆

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