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What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day? Cauliflowers! What did the paper clip say to the magnet? "I find you very

Love is holding hands in the street. Marriage is holding arguments in the street. Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant. Marriage

A guy takes a blade n writes his girlfriend's name on his forearms and?????????? Makes a spelling mistake.. If you liked this joke and want more...

Driver: Sir petrol khatam ho gaya hai gaadi aage nahi jaa sakti Sir: Chalo phir vapas chalo If you liked this joke and want more like this in...

Man wounded, goes to a doctor. Doc: Stitches lagaane padenge. Man: Kitne paise? Doc: Rs. 3000/- Man: Sir stitches lagaane hai, embroidery nahi

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WHO IS YOUR REAL FRIEND? This really works...! If you don't believe it, just try this experiment. Put your dog and your spouse in the trunk of...

Santa Challenge---- santa is really genius. Ek baar exam main question tha, Challenge kise kehte hain Santa ne sare page khali chod ker aakhri

5' 7" jiski height ho Jeans jiski tight ho Chehra jiska bright ho Weight mein thori light Ho Umer mein difference slight ho Thori see wo quiet...

Power cut in Delhi!

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Ek din ek lady shop se parrot kharidne gayi.... Usne dukandar se kaha, Raj bhai ek tota chahiye.... Dukandar ne use ek tota dikhaya...

What did the girl do after drinking 8 sodas? She burped 7up ! How do you make Milk shake Scare it ! why did the man do the twist in front of the

Once a man went to a doctor.... Man: My whole body hurts...Wherever I touch, it hurts. Doctor: Let me cure you finger, child! Once the Moon and a...

A man enters a barbershop for a shave and ask for a close shave around his cheeks. The barber .. ok ...take your seat and place this small

A man calls home...and the Maid answers phone. Man... "Give the phone to my wife?" Maid:Sir ,Madam said not to disturb ...she is...

5 NICE LITTLE STORIES (Read all) 1. Once, all villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all the People gathered but...

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1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED. 2. One...

A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished . A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to...

History Teacher: What happened in 1869? Student: Gandhiji was born. History Teacher: Very Good.. So tell me What happened in 1873? Student:

Bill walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged standing at the counter enthusiastically writing addresses on bright pink...

General Musharaf, Vajpayee, Aishwarya Rai and Margaret Thatcher are sitting in a train. The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets

A woman who was beaten black and blue, went to the doctor . Doctor: What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my

What did one pencil say to the other pencil? You're looking sharp! What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! ...

A little boy goes to school for the very first time. On the first day someone calls him "kamina" When he returns he asks his mom what kamina

Cemetery A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started back for his car, parked on the cemetery road. His...

Funny Instructions Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on

A pig fell in love with a chicken ..They both started living together. after few days... both died..... Guess why?? The chicken died of...

The University of Hertfordshire recently concluded a research project to find the best jokes in the world. Here they are : Best Joke in