Love vs Marriage

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Posted: 15 years ago
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Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac.

Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!"

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When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.
When we die, our widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to be liberated from? 😕

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truemate thumbnail
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Posted: 15 years ago
#2
p.s-
When a lady tells you that you are
Great,
Attractive,
Articulate,
Nice,
Dynamic,
Understanding '.
Got it....nahi
then,,,
just join the first capital letter of all the words 🤓
Edited by truemate - 15 years ago
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Posted: 15 years ago
#3
All were good
Thanx for sharing
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Posted: 15 years ago
#4
Good jokes...esp. the second one.

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