Bolney Wala Tota - hahhahahhahahah

Ek din ek lady shop se parrot kharidne gayi....

Usne dukandar se kaha, Raj bhai ek tota chahiye....

Dukandar ne use ek tota dikhaya...

Lady ne pucha is tote ki khas bat kya hai Wasim bhai...

Dukan dar bola ye tota bolta hai

Lady ne kaha acha..

Usne tote se pucha main tumhe kaisi lagti huin

"behen ki kamini, la**i r**di hai"...tote ne kaha.

Lady ne kaha Raj bhai ye to bahut badtamij tota hai gali deta hai.

Raj bhai use ander le gaya aur pani mein dubaya aur pucha...

Gali dega....

Tota. Haan dunga

Raj ..phir dubaya aur pucha .gali dega"

Tota... haan dunga.....

Raj ne phir pani me dubaya aur kaha .gali dega..

Is bar tota maan gaya aur kaha nahi dunga bhai nahi dunga....

Vo use bahar le gaya aur lady se kaha ye ab gali nahi dega..

Tab lady ne usse pucha ...

Agar mere ghar par mere sath ek aadmi aye to tum kya sochoge.

Tote ne kaha..ki tumhara pati hoga..

Lady..agar do aadmi aye to kya.

Tota. Tumhara pati aur devar,

Lady. Agar tin aadmi ..

Tota. Tumhara pati ,devar, aur bhayiya.

Lady ...agar chaar aadmi aye to...

Raj bhai pani lao...

Maine to pehle hi kaha tha ki

"behen ki kamini, la**i r**di hai".