Jokes Forum - Page 14

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How do you approach women -you don't know- in bars? What pickup lines are good? I used "Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I've got all

A man in bio practical exam . examiner :see the birds leg tell its name. Man : i dont know. examiner:u fail.whats ur name ? Man:now u see my leg

A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted...

The teacher asked Sam, - Tell me the name of four fruits. - I don't know, sir. - Stupid, you don't even know the name of four fruits!

What women say And what they MEAN ARE YOU WILLING TO: This means you better do it. FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument...

Once some robbers went to a bank for robbing.But they found no money anywhere but only some bottles of red wines.They were very disappointed.So...

First Man: Hey !what R U doing? Second man:Recording this babys voice. First Man:Why? Second Man:When he grows up, I shall ask him what

My friend sent me this and I loved it and thought of sharing with you all.... How to take care of your wife: In the world, one

A doctor and engineer loved the same girl Once engineer had to go for a trip for seven days, he gave 7 apples to her before going.. Why? Because

Punjab Airways : IN-FLIGHT ANNOUNCEMENT Gud marning, Ladies and Gen'lemen. P'rajee aur Behnjee. Sat Sri

1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask : Are you sleeping? Whats your answer? - No ! I'm training to die

Actual School Excuse Notes These are excuse notes from parents (with their original spelling) collected by schools from all

One day three women were at a beauty parlor talking about their husbands. The first woman says, Last night my husband said he was going to his

Husband - Hey dear, I am logged in. Wife - would you like to have some snacks? Husband - hard disk full. Wife - have you brought the

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little

Young Simon was walking around his local supermarket picking up a few items for his evening meal when he noticed an old lady was following him....

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are extremely mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any

Our Life in 2010 ...

A little boy is insisting to his father that he will marry. His father is astonished at his son's childish behaviour. Father: My...

Husaband: If I Die Will you Marry Again? Wife : No, I Will Live With My Sister, Wife : If I Die Will you Marry Again? Husband : Nope I Also Will...

See Height Of Optimism: Solider:Sir We Are Surrounded! Army Major:Excellent We Can Attack In Any Direction… A guy took a part time job as...

Fun Things to Do in an Elevator Are you brave enough to try these? When you get off the elevator, whisper to the others who stayed on,...

This is a joke like question try to answer if u cant answer then send me a PM I will tell u the answer here is the question . How many

Here are some Hindi Translations u may like. 1) Yo Baby! Wassup? Arrey Munni, yeh upar kya hai? 2) Listen buddy, that chick...

A married couple went to he hospital to have their 1st baby delivered. After checking the doctors said he had invented a new machine that...

A YOUNGSTER rushed into a barber's shop and asked to be given a hair-cut and a shave immediately. "You wait your turn young man after the others

Translation: "Roof cleared? Clear snow and ice off roofs in a timely manner." Edited by Aaliyah01 -...

Sensible Decision... Man: Picked a nice bracelet The jeweler: 'Would you like your girlfriend's name engraved on it?' Man: Thought for