Have a laugh....

What did the girl do after drinking 8 sodas?
She burped 7up !


How do you make Milk shake
Scare it !


why did the man do the twist in front of the bottle?
To open the bottle !


why ghost dont like water?
coz it dampens there Spirit !

why did the banana peel
Coz it forgot to wear sunscreen

whats best banana can do in dance
splits

why were strawberries upset?
Coz they were in a Jam

why did the man put his money in the freezer
Coz he needed some hard cold cash...

what makes music in your head
A head band

How to make a band stand up
take chairs away

where did the Music teacher leave her keys
In the piano

where does bunny gets his breakfast
IHOP

whats the problem with Twin witch
you can never tell which witch is which

Why was the nose sad
coz he did not get picked up...
Bye for now...