Cauliflowers!
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
"I find you very attractive."
What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
"I love you a ton!"
Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?
Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!
A very very thoughtful Valentine's Day Gift
Jake asked his friend, Tim Did you get any gift for your wife for Valentine's Day.
'Tim: Yes, 'I' bought a belt and a bag for her.
Jake: Wow !!! that was very kind of you, 'I hope she appreciated the thought.'
Tim:Smiled as he replied, 'So do I, and hope the vacuum cleaner will work better now.'