Valentines day joke...

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Posted: 15 years ago
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What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?
Cauliflowers!

What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
"I find you very attractive."


What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
"I love you a ton!"

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?
Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

A very very thoughtful Valentine's Day Gift

Jake asked his friend, Tim Did you get any gift for your wife for Valentine's Day.

'Tim: Yes, 'I' bought a belt and a bag for her.

Jake: Wow !!! that was very kind of you, 'I hope she appreciated the thought.'

Tim:Smiled as he replied, 'So do I, and hope the vacuum cleaner will work better now.'

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Posted: 15 years ago
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Nice jokes 😆
Thanx for sharing

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