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BUSINESS LOGICS Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice Son: "I will choose my own bride!" Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's

If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity. Practice makes perfect..... But

Canada 's favourite joke: When Nasa first started sending up astronauts, they discovered ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To

I got this from a Forwarded Email! *~*~* Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was...

Little Johnny's English teacher was a perfectionist and demanded the very best of his pupils. So it was only to be expected that he would get

Police look in different countries USA British German Russian Chinese This image has been resized. Click this bar to view the full image. The

Man: I think that girl is deaf.. Friend: How do u know? Man: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new Teacher: Which is the oldest

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" That's Direct Marketing You're at a party with a bunch

Votee Which Person Looks The Most Like Their Pet. . . #1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #6

just received an email so thought of sharing with you all Six Truths of Life 1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2. All fools,

An email I received... Wife Vs. Husband A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion...

A man owns a factory outlet in Rome. It's one of those ancient warehouses turned into semi-heritage sites, visited often by important people from...

PROFESSOR Akal badi ki bhais? MUNNA BHAI Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

I got this in a mail and thought of sharing it with u all It's an old story that we read in Class 3 but with a new ending.

Om Shanti Om kay dialogues students kay andaz main! Is Shidat se main nain paas honay ki koshish ki hai Kay har teacher nain mujhe marks

lady went to the police station to file a report for her missing Husband: lady : i lost my husband Inspector:What is his height ...

Phone na kia karo DEAR Mama hoti hain NEAR Papa se lagta hai FEAR Bat nahi hoti CLEAR Dewaro k b hote hain EAR Isliye

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Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's...

This pic is NOT animated! Concentrate your eyes on a single place on the pic and u will find it steady. The moment u start moving ur eyes,

An email I received: Originally posted it in Members Lounge got a gd response and was told to post it here too... hope u enjoy the read too =p ...

Woman's translations The wife says: You want The wife means: You want The wife says: We need The wife means: I want The wife says: It's your...

A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by... What does the loafer elephant say? Wow... 3600-2400-3600

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he...

Husband crying in front of TV wife:which serial r u watching? . . . Husband : No serial our marriage CD do hit the like button...

hey all, Lets ROFL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q:What always sits in the corner but can move all round the world? A:A stamp. Q:How can you tell that

Equation 1 Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore: Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy Therefore: Human-enjoy = Donkey +

Mr.X THE INTERVIEWER* Interviewer: "What is your birth date?" Mr.X: "15th October." Interviewer : "Which year?" Mr.X: "Every year." ***** * Mr.X

Credit ;- Morgan A duck walks into a pub and says to the bartender, "got any bread?" The bartender politely replies and tells the duck no,

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