School Days

History Teacher: What happened in 1869?

Student: Gandhiji was born.

History Teacher:Very Good.. So tell me What happened in 1873?

Student: Gandhiji was four years old.

Teacher: ???!!!

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Maths Teacher: What is the full form of maths?

Student:Mentally affected teachers harassing students

Teacher: ???!!!

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Ethics Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?

Student: BROTHERLY LOVE.

Teacher: ???!!!
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Physics Teacher:'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? '

Johnny: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.'

Teacher: ???!!!
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Teacher:How old is ur father.

Sunny: As old as I am.

Teacher: How is it possible?

Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)

Teacher: ???!!!

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Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost $3/kg...Then, what is my age?

Student: 32 yrs.

Teacher: How do you know?

Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

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History teacher, physics teacher and sunny was nice!!

😆

ROFL 🤣

Math Ethics & Physics were hilarious

Very Funny Jokes! 😆 I hadn't heard most of them!! 😛
All of them were GREAT!! 👏 😃
😃

Originally posted by: IF20

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Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost $3/kg...Then, what is my age?

Student: 32 yrs.

Teacher: How do you know?

Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

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Originally posted by: IF20

History Teacher: What happened in 1869?

Student: Gandhiji was born.

History Teacher:Very Good.. So tell me What happened in 1873?

Student: Gandhiji was four years old.

Teacher: ???!!!

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Maths Teacher: What is the full form of maths?

Student:Mentally affected teachers harassing students

Teacher: ???!!!

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Ethics Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing?

Student: BROTHERLY LOVE.

Teacher: ???!!!
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Physics Teacher:'Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence? '

Johnny: 'Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time.'

Teacher: ???!!!
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Teacher:How old is ur father.

Sunny: As old as I am.

Teacher: How is it possible?

Sunny: He became father only after I was born. (1st Rank)

Teacher: ???!!!

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Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost $3/kg...Then, what is my age?

Student: 32 yrs.

Teacher: How do you know?

Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

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All very funny 😆 thanks for posting

SUPERB ESPECIALLY THE BROTHERHOOD ONE

great jokes!!!!!!!!!! all of them are really funny!!!!!!!!! 🤣