Santa Challenge + other jokes

Santa Challenge----

santa is really genius.
Ek baar exam main question tha,
Challenge kise kehte hain
Santa ne sare page khali chod ker aakhri page per likha.
Apne baap ki aulaad hai to paas ker k dikha. 👏

Papa ek glass paani de do

Santa:papa ek glass paani de do
Papa:khud le lo
Santa:plz de do naa
Papa:Ab manga tou thappar maronga
Santa:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana

Bhagwan mujhey dard day

Santa: bhagwan mujhey
dard day dukh day
tension day mujhey barbaad ker de,
meray peechay bhoot laga de.

Bhagwan: abay salay
ek line main bol biwi chahiye 🥱

Y U have Stolen Money from this Man

Judge: Y U have Stolen
Money from this Man?
Santa: My Lord I've Not
Stolen Money. He Just
Gave It 2 Me
Judge: Whn He Gave U
Money?
Santa: When I Showed
Him Gun

Why r u arrested

Judge: why r u arrested?

Santa: for shopping early?
Judge: well, thats not a crime,anyway how early u shopping?
Santa: before opening the shop

Kal raat dus ghante ek english film dekhi

Santa: Kal raat dus ghante ek english film dekhi.
usme na koi scene tha, na awaaz'!
Friend: Film ka naam kia tha ?
Santa: Please insert the disc'.

Santa Se Puchha gaya

Santa Se Puchha gaya: Tum Next Janam
Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge?
Santa: A Cockroach
Why?
Because Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai

Air Hostes to Santa

Air Hostes to Santa
R u vegeterIAN or
nonvegeterIAN?
Santa- Im indIAN
Air hostes- no, sir!
R u shakaHARI or
masaHARI?
Santa- na I m biHARI !!

Darling today is our anniversary

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary,
what should we do?
Santa: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Ek Santa Tha

Ek Santa Tha..
Us Ke Paas Ek Kawva (Crow) Tha..
Woh Bohat Mulayam (Soft) Tha..
To Us Ne Apne Kawve Ka Naam Kya Rakha Hoga??
Microsoft (My-Crow-Soft)

Bhai Sahab 1 Kala Bulb Dena

Santa: Bhai Sahab 1 Kala Bulb Dena..
Store Keeper: Aap Kalay Bulb Ka Kya Karo Ge??
Santa: Dopaher Mae Sone Ke Liye Andhera Karna Hai..

Santa aur Banta Jungle Main

Santa aur Banta Jungle Main, Samne Se Sher Aa Gaya,
Banta Ne Matti Uthai Sher Ki Aankh Main Daal Ke
Bhagne Laga ......

Santa Wahan Khara Raha..
Banta: bhaag
Bnata: Main Kyu bhagu Matti Tune dali

Santa Ne Machis Li

Santa Ne Machis Li
Or Teeli Jalai But Na Jali
Dosri Jalai Na Jali
Tesri Tili Jalai,Wo Jul Gai
Toh Santa Ne Jaldi Se Bujha Di,
Ye Kaam Ki Hai,Rakh Leta Hun.

Santa Kafi deir baad pind aya

Santa Kafi deir baad pind aya
Pind di mitti
Sung k kehnda
Hun te mitti di khushbo badal gai hai
Banta;"^A mitti nahi Sukki tatti hai 🤢

Santa to police

Santa to police
Mujhe phone pe qatal ki dhamkiyan mil rahi he
Police:kon he wo?
Santa:MTNL wale Kehte hain
bill nahi bhara to "kaat Denge"'.

It is impossible

Doctor : You should take
10 glasses of water every day.
Santa : It is impossible.
Doctor : Why ???
Santa: Ihave only 4 glasses at home'

Ek admi telescope se akaash dekh raha tha.

ek admi telescope se akaash dekh raha tha.
Santa bhi use dhyan se dekh raha tha.
tabhi ek tara tuta.
Santa: jor se chilaya ,wah..
boss kya nisana lagaya.

Santa gives DICTATION test

Santa gives DICTATION test to the students'
Last bench students said
that they couldn't hear anything.
so Santa replied : Ok, I ll write on the board

Why did u shoot ur wife

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?
Santa:Your honour,
it's easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

Santa's 60th B'day

Santa's 60th B'day
Guest: Why This Bulb In Place Of Candles?
Santa : Its Dificult 2 Put
60 Candles On
Cake. So I Put
This 60 Watts Bulb!!

Zor se bolo

Santa ne apni girllfriend ko dheere se bola'

"I LOVE U"

Girlfrnd : Zor se bolo?

Santa : JAI MATA DI :)

Santa Ka Ladka

I'm A Complan Boy'
Santa Ka Ladka: I'm A Complan Boy'
Santa Ki Ladki: I'm A Complan Girl'.
Santa: Sala Paida Mene Kiya Or Naam Kisi Or Ka'

Santa at an Art Gallery

Santa at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!

Maths which fail kyun hoyan

Santa:maths which fail kyun hoyan?
son:kadi teacher kehndi ae 5+3=8
agle din kehndi ae 6+2=8
phir kehndi ae 4+4=8 . . . . . .
saali nu aap hi confirm nahi menu ki sikhana see.

Kutte ki doom kabhi seedhi nahi hoti

Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe.
Banta: Oye, kutte ki doom kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.

Kya kar rahe ho

Santa: Kya kar rahe ho?
Banta: Ek dost ko chitthi likh raha hu
Santa: Par tumhe likhna to aata nahi.
Banta: use bhi to padhna nahi aata.

Doctor chopra Psychotherapist

doctor chopra Psychotherapist wanted the name board
to be painted infront of his clinic ,
But our santa painted "
Dr chopra Psycho the rapist ".

Movie director Santa

Movie director Santa: in this scene u gotta jump from 10th floor.
Actor: wat if i die?
Santa: Dats not at all a problem, It's the last scene'.

If you give me 100 rupees

Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees,
I will donate 50 rupees in temple".
After walking some distance,
he finds a 50 rupee note)
Santa: "Shame on you God,
you don't even trust me a little?
You have already taken your share!

Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai

Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega
is layi tere vi gin laye ne.

Last night when I opened the toilet door

Santa: Mom,last night when I opened the toilet door,
the light went on itself.
Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator!

--thatz--- it