Jokes Forum - Page 13

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked...

Phone ki ghanti baji toh, Husband: Phone Mere Liye Ho To Kehna Mein Ghar Pe Nahin Hoon. Wife picked up the phone. Wife : Wo Ghar Pe Hain! and...

Young man to his doctor : Aapne Nurse Bahut Achi Rakhi Hai, Uska Haath Lagtey Hi Mein Theek Ho Gaya. Doctor: Jaanta Hoon, Thappad Ki Awaaz Mujhe

Smart Boy: A B, A B, A B, A B, A B...! GirlFriend : Iska Matlab ? SmartBoy : Simple, my dear, I Mean Long Time No C..!

Career Songs The 8 stages 1. When in college : Hum honge kaamiyaab, Hum honge kaamiyaab ek din..... 2. When giving interview...

A Georgia Congressman was seated next to a little girl on the airplane leaving from Atlanta when he turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've

Letter from husband (Saudi Arabia) to wife. Dear sweetheart, I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my

Sabse masoom dhamki Jab chor chori karke ghar se bhaag raha tha, tab bachcha jaag gaya aur bola, "Mera school bag bhi le ja KAMINEY warna"

Aaj didar..kal yaar..parson pyaar.. phir ekraar..phir intezaar.. phir takraar phir daraar.. sari mehnat bekaar.. -- phir aakhir mein ek aur

This shayari is really deadly and pls read at your own risk Share BAAZAR dooba, chhaa gai hai mandi... Share BAAZAR dooba, chhaa gai hai

Little Johnny's teacher A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who

A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell...

How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM. 1. Park the car 2. Go to ATM Machine 3. Insert card 4. Enter PIN 5. Take money out 6. Take...

Mr.Y sitting on the top of the mountain and studying. When a person asked what he was doing? He replied, Oye! Higher studies yaar. MR.y

Girl:How Much You Love Me? Boy:Like SHAJAHAN Girl:Then When Will You Build TAJMAHAL? Boy:Already Purchased Land; Now Waiting For...

1. U love sum1....U marry some1 else. The 1 u marry....becomes ur wife or husband. N the 1 u loved .....becomes the password of ur mail id 2.

Bf: Chalo aaj kisi bagiche mein ghumane chalate hai. Gf: Lekin wahan tum aisi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge? Bf: Nahi, Promise Gf: To fir rahane...

Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York : Born 1903--Died 1942. Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was.

Edited by IF20 - 2010-03-22T19:46:51Z

There was this pregnant young lady who was being rushed to the maternity home, while she was in the lift being taken to the ward on the first

Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work. Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife, you also try the same. Two hours later Santa sms 2...

Murphy's Law in Sex 1.The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings. 2.Nothing

There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came...

1. One hen asked another hen, "Is your affair with the cock serious, or you go to him only for the sake of eggs?" 2. A mosquito fell in...

do read!!! 7 reasons not to mess with children. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was...

A man is carrying a lot of penguins in his car. Seeing this a traffic police said him, "This is not allowed to carry penguins in car. Take them...

Okay i've got to share this joke! i got it in an email, so here it goes. WHAT'S THE DIFFRENCE BETWEEN THE GIRL AND THE BOY AFTER RETURNING FROM...

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HEIGHT OF FASHION ………… LUNGI WITH A ZIP LAZINESS ………… ASKING LIFT FOR MORNING WALK CRAZINESS ………… GET BLANK PAPER ZEROX HONESTY …………

An electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a software engineer are riding in a car when the car stalls by the side of the road. The