The barber .. ok ...take your seat and place this small wooden ball between the cheek and gum.
The man places the ball in his mouth and the barber starts to give him the closest shave the man has ever experienced.
After few minutes, the man asks in gibberish tone "what if I swallow it?"
"No problem" says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does".
A man and his wife go to the dentist's .
The man..."I want a toothpulled and we are in a hurry, so please just do it ...no need for any numbing medicine...'
Dentist ..."You are a very brave man,which tooth is to be removed?"
The man to his wife....."Honey ,come inside ...Show him which tooth.
The dentist to the patient, Hey man arent you in pain
Patient: No ...the numbing medicine is working good...
Dentist:groans and says ,Could you fake out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?"
Patient: Why...
Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to miss the Super Bowl .