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What did one pencil say to the other pencil?
You're looking sharp!
What did one plate say to the other?
Lunch is on me!
What does a fish play the piano with?
Fish fingers!
What is a witch's favourite subject?
Spell-ing
What kind of car does an electrician drive?
A Volts-wagon
What do you get when you put a snowman in a haunted house?
Ice Screams!
How do dentists check alligator's teeth?
Very Carefully
What does an elf learn at school?
The elf-abet!
What do you call a ghost that puts out fires?
A fire frighter!
What do you call a flying police officer?
A helicopper!
What do Italian ghost eat?
Spook-ghetti
What animal is always laughing?
A happy-potamus
Why did the man run around his bed?
Because he wanted to catch up on his sleep
Why did the tuna swim to Hollywood?
Because it wanted to be a starfish
Whom did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
His ghoul-friend
Why was teh baby ant so confused?
Because all his uncles were ants!
How can you tell that the ocean is friendly?
Because it waves
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
Because it was two-tired
What do ducks have with their soup?
Quackers!
Why did the orange stop half way of the hill?
It ran out of juice
Why did the boy eat his homework?
His teacher said it was a piece of cake
What did the chicken say after she laid 100 eggs?
I'm eggs-hausted!
Why did the tomato blush?
He saw the salad dressing
Jhanak
Shiv Shakti
